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Illustration by Nick Gazin Shortly before our scheduled call time, Paul McCartney's publicist calls with a quick message: “Yeah, sorry… We’re not quite sure when he’ll call. He’s on 'Paul Time' now.”...
View ArticleSexism, Deceit, and Power: The Corrupt Mechanics Behind Modern Pop Music
Modern pop is at a crossroads. Audiences are demanding more than ever from their top 40, hits come and go within the blink of an eye, memes do better than singles, and albums we anticipated for years...
View ArticleLana Del Rey and Father John Misty Take Acid and Then Get All Zayn and Gigi...
Lana Del Ray pinky-promised that she’d rope in Father John Misty for a music video and made good on her word last night with the video for "Freak". Taken from last year's Honeymoon, the visuals are an...
View ArticleWatch Kurupt FM Upset Britain by Performing "the Worst Live Lounge in History"
Galactic garage crew and Noisey favourites Kurupt FM took over BBC Radio One's Live Lounge today, in a performance that listeners have labelled "the worst Live Lounge in history." You can imagine the...
View ArticleThis Rare Flying Lotus Mix Was Made the Day J Dilla Died and Is a Piece of...
Ten years and a day ago, J Dilla passed away after a protracted battle with lupus, just days after putting out his classic album Donuts. The album, which he literally completed from his hospital bed,...
View ArticleA Guy in Our Office Predicted the Kanye West Album Title, 'The Life of...
For authenticity, we did not tell him this photo was being taken This article originally appeared on Noisey UK. Two days ago, Kanye tweeted the initials of his new album title, and said anyone who...
View ArticleBJ the Chicago Kid Just Dropped His New Record 'In My Mind,' Featuring a...
Photo via BJ the Chicago Kid's Facebook Page We've all been waiting patiently for BJ The Chicago Kid's upcoming record, In My Mind. It's his debut record, and has already featured great tracks like...
View ArticleDifferent Sheets of Music: Walking the Plank on the Heavy Metal Cruise
Photos by Becky DiGiglio It’s one thing to figure out that Santa or the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist. It’s another thing to realize your parents don’t like you or even themselves. But it’s a trip to...
View ArticleWhy Do We Hate Coldplay?
There’s always been a broad corridor of stomach-wrenching hate reserved for Coldplay among British music fans. In fact, ever since they informed us that the stars in the sky are indeed yellow, it’s...
View ArticleToronto Mayor Is Giving Drake The Keys to The CIty
Photo By Derek Hui Drake has long been the hometown hero of Toronto. He's the official ambassador of the Toronto Raptors, literally has a night named after him and is responsible in many ways for...
View ArticleMeet Khalazer – The New Supervillains of Danish Rap
From somewhere that probably bears a lot of resemblance to where ever those hacker guys from Anonymous are holed up comes a mystical rap requiem from Danish hip-hop two-piece Khalazer. It's called...
View ArticleKanye West's New Album 'The Life of Pablo' Is Finally Out
After multiple album name switches, several tracklist changes, and a fashion show/listening party/electronic expo live stream, Kanye West's seventh solo release, The Life of Pablo is finally here....
View ArticleKanye West Battle Rapped Kyle Mooney on 'Saturday Night Live'
With Kanye West's arrival to Saturday Night Live this weekend, he didn't just limit his appearence to his music performance. In fact, he starred in a skit with SNL cast member Kyle Mooney. Kyle's...
View ArticleListen to Hudson Mohawke's 2016 Valentine's Day Slow Jam Mix
Photo by Jason Bergman It's Valentine's Day, so either you feel like a total loser over not having a date, freak out about making sure your plans all come together, or you quietly ignore it, going...
View ArticleThe Top 13 Songs to Have Steamy, Sensual Goth Sex to for Valentine's Day
Screengrab via Nine Inch Nails' "Closer" video on YouTube One would think that Valentine's Day, with its swooning goofiness, is to goths what New Year’s Eve is to bartenders: strictly amateur night....
View ArticleAsk T-Pain, Valentine's Edition: T-Pain Tackles Your Relationship Questions
Photos by Derek Scancarelli Welcome to Ask T-Pain, our intermittent advice column with Auto-Tune maestro and R&B hitmaker T-Pain. At various points, we've asked you, our loyal readers, to submit...
View ArticleHow Did Kanye West End Up $53 Million in Debt? A Line-by-Line Estimate
You’re not the only one who signed up for a Mint account and then never looked at it again. Just before releasing his new album The Life of Pablo, Kanye West claimed last night on Twitter that he has...
View ArticleWhat Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 2/14
What an annoying week. First Kanye West was supposed to drop an album at a reasonable time. Then instead he dropped a fashion show and then dropped the B-word on Taylor Swift. We basically waited all...
View ArticleArcade Fire's Win Butler Was Cut Off by ESPN for Political MVP Speech
Last night, Arcade Fire's Win Butler competed in the 2016 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game on Canada's team. It was a big event for Toronto, which included giving the key to the city to the 6's favorite...
View ArticleWatch Lamb of God's Randy Blythe Join Deafheaven on Stage for "Dream House"
Photo via Az_photography90 on Instagram. A year ago, would you ever expect Randy Blythe from Lamb of God to hop on stage to help scream the words with Deafheaven for "Dream House?" Probably not. But...
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